Friday, May 30, 2008


i think most girls wish to have big boobs because that make you look sexy. right?

and i thought those having big boobs will very glad to have sexy bodyline.

yet i search in google today and found lotsa girls saying that they hate to have big boobs and some of them even undergo breat reduction surgery.

most of them hate it because:

1. bounce too much and hurt when running.

2. make your back pain.

3. have to buy clothes in bigger size and make your shoulders and arms look too big.

4. hard to find bras that fit.

5. make you look fat.

6. guys stare at you.



so. do you still wish to have big boobs? XD

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Thursday, May 22, 2008







there are 2 types of men:
1. pervert
2. pervert + gambler


there are 2 types of men:
1. wild beast
2. even cant group into wild beast


there are 2 types of men:
1. sometimes will use their private part to think
2. always use their private part to think




there are 2 types of men:
1. those admit above
2. those do not admit above





Saturday, May 17, 2008





how do you feel when see other bloggers got many nangs while yours just get one or two?
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envious?
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no worries, im gonna show you the 'special' way to boost up your traffic. XD
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=> write some 'interesting' topic and post it on innit.
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how 'interesting'??
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that 'interesting'~
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i found out most nuffnangers are hamsap more prone to read about this kinda post, even our boss also la hor?
so if your write something related to sex and post it on innit, im sure hell lot of people will nang and read your post. heh.

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p/s: dont ask the 50 bucks from me. it's just a tactic to attract people. heh

Wednesday, May 14, 2008



上学苦啊上学累,

上学还得交学费,


学费等于是浪费,


学了也是学不会,


不如加入黑社会,


有吃有喝有地位,


还有一群古惑妹.


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i like exam!
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why?
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because exam:
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no class-> no homework -> after school can kao lui/let lui kao -> more happy?

no home work -> more free time -> more movies + more dramas + more games

free time -> no study -> blogging -> innit -> more traffic

more traffic -> more ads -> more money$$$$$$
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you want good result or you want money? XD
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i hate exam la ok.
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if no study:
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no good result -> no graduate -> no good course

no good course -> no good job -> no money

no money -> no girlfriend -> no family -> no happy

no money -> no house -> 'sleep under the bridge'
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ok. i know it's lame. heh.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008




here is the test:

There is a very very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
a king kong, an ape, an orangutan and a monkey pass by.
they decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
who do you think will win?
your answer will reflect your personality.
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think carefully. try to answer within 30 seconds.
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got your answer?
now scroll down to see the analysis.
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if you answer is:

orangutan = you're dull
ape = you're a moron
monkey = worse, you're an idiot
king kong = you're hopeless stupid
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why?
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a coconut tree doesn't have bananas!
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im a moron. wtf........

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008








well, i just received an email from my aunt today and it is talking about China hair band.





Beware when you're travelling to China and be careful when you're buying hair bands down the road who knows it's made from ??
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USED CONDOMN !!!!!!! + thread
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Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands but the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses. people could infected with AIDS, wart or other disease if you hold rubber bands in your mouth while waving your hair into plait or bun.









errr.... disgusting.

i've heard a lot bad news and harmful products in China.
now you pay for me also don't want to go to China.
i wonder is there anyone still going to Beijing this August after know about this news. heh
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Saturday, May 3, 2008


recently, there are some bloggers try to link a lot other bloggers. yet i was curious they would like to link someone's blog that they dont read. finally i found out why and i advise you all dont leave your url. why? because it's NOT WORTH

1st. you have to link them 1st then only they will link back. what kinda condition? if you want to link, just link it. and if you dont want to, just leave it.

2nd. once you go to their blog and leave your url, this will boost up their traffics. nice trick huh? if there are more than 100 bloggers leave the url, imagine what happen to their site traffic? they will laugh happily because their site traffic are so high while you still sit in front your computer and wait for your site traffic to increase.

3rd. this is a way to promote their blog without spending a single cent. when you linked him, your readers may read their blog too. somebody said he is going to link 150 bloggers and he will get more and more readers. okay, you may think that you ask them to link you is also a way to promote your blog. but think properly, there are MORE THAN 100 links there, is there anyone going to click and read it one by one? they even make it to 2 categories: "the blog i read" and "other bloggers". what this means? think and figure out yourself la. heh.

example:-

*will you click on the links one by one??

i would like to say, if you're not gonna read my blog, why should i let you link me? let you link for what?

if you really want to promote your blog, you must first make your blog interesting. if your blog is interesting enough, no worries, your readers will help you to promote it. join blog explosion is much better than leave your url in their site. that is why i said NOT WORTH. dont you think so? one of my friend, ah fish has the same opinion with me. you may visit his blog too. heh.

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*ok. i know my english isn't good. do inform me if i did any grammar mistakes. heh.





The Palm Island, Dubai.
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im so gonna visit there one day. heh.

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Friday, May 2, 2008









i dont know the video is real or fake but it's creepy....

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Thursday, May 1, 2008




i miss the day we play beside the ditch and stung by bees.

i miss the day we play hide and seek.

i miss the day we try to catch chicks and pursued by hen.

i miss the day we catch fish in the river.

i miss the day we use self-made catapult to shoot sparrow.

i miss the day we try to use magnifying glass to burn paper/ants.

i miss the day we play paper boat after raininng.

i miss the day we play rubber seed and "aeroplane-jump".

i miss the day we at the beach and collect rosary pea(相思豆).


i miss the day we tie towel at the back and act like superman.

i miss the day we play with marble and the NO TV/ COMPUTER GAMES life.

i miss the day we say "i dont want friend with you liao".

i miss the day we eat dodol and kacang tumbuk.


i miss my childhood.............


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